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Post by Dalearnhardt3EZ on May 30, 2004 6:42:00 GMT -6
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:
Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle.
But is not only that....Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want.
In the meantime, we'll pray for the scientists to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit you, so you'll get to know your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter, Judith
PS: But seriously Mom, I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk drawer ... I love you!
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Post by Casey on May 30, 2004 14:30:17 GMT -6
LMAO. Where did you get that
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Post by Dalearnhardt3EZ on May 30, 2004 20:55:09 GMT -6
off another board
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Post by Casey on May 31, 2004 14:59:06 GMT -6
very orgonal lol.
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